A Cheap Way to Relax

Get a two year old to massage your face. It feels really good, and Erick likes to keep doing it because I make funny faces and noises to keep him interested. The cost? Well, it's that brief moment of pain when his fun/innocence turns into evil/maliciousness, and his razor-sharp fingernails that I haven't cut yet try to give you a micro-dermabrasion treatment. Just remember to not close your eyes, remain eye contact through entire massage, and you'll notice the change in their eyes before any damage can occur.